Discounted rent for caretaker of property
No extras.
Single bed only/couch.,
It may not seem like much, but the setting is nice.
It’s Quiet here.
Very.
Great place to get your footing and start over.
Must be able to split and stack wood.
There was a garage apartment, but somebody tore it apart. If you can help me put that back together, cover a roof , repair a few things
it can be all yours to stay in
In the meantime, though, truly
It needs work.
So;
Please have at least 40 years Experience
in the field of plumbing heating and construction,
Own Truck and tools,
valid drivers license.
I have interviewed a few people for this job
Let me just clarify a few things to make it simple
If you’re not 55 and over, this probably won’t work for you, ( it’s a generational thing)
There are no children here there aren’t any kids in the entire perimeter.
Country setting.
If you have a criminal record, disclose what it was for in advance.
If you have a history, disclose please.
If you are a widower
Or
Divorced, that’s OK.
send a list of what you were hoping to find in a property and I’ll let you know if it might work tell me a little about yourself in a few your own words
No motorcycles
Sorry, due to horses.
Please,
Cigars OK
Outback,
no cigarettes here.
EVER.
There’s no public transportation here
you must have a valid drivers license.
!!!!(sorry I have to say it )
Over 55 clean cut preferred not looking for anything else if you know what I mean
Thank you
God bless you have a nice night
PS
Discount for patriots who know how to take direction, and yet still can provide security if needed.
Oh, and if you’re not afraid of snakes, or taking out weeds like poison ivy
Or dealing with the occasional vagrant
That might try to show up
Please, DO Apply.
If you weigh 400 pounds ?
you’ll never be able to do the work I need done.
A few extra pounds is OK, but I had a man show up here that couldn’t even fit through the door of the garage
He’s fired.
Can you repair a lawnmower?
read a tape measure?
Do you know how to repair a faucet?
Do you know how to change a basement water filter?
These are the things that will need to be done.
Have you ever done any electrical work?
If you are slightly balding, but still manage to get around, enjoy your black and mild cigars outback outdoors man, hunt, hike, fish, type of guy,
and doing yardwork
Watching wildlife / deer from a back patio
Trust me, it’s rustic here
Think hunting camp)
Would enjoy some home cooking
And at least a place to sleep
If;
You can live without television
Or especially if you have been living without television
Lol
Have a sense of humor?
If you need help with a few things, I might be able to help you too
Discounted rent for the right guy, you’ve got to be able to be self motivated
If you need a long line to get something going in yourself to get to work, please don’t apply.
you know what I’m saying.
Self motivated.
If you have to have cable television, this is probably not a great fit for you. There’s no television here, but I do have movies, such as Braveheart, Matrix, oldies, baseball, Hall of Fame greats, the longest Yard. Three Stooges.
Johnny Cash.
It’s a wonderful life, all the hilarious old
Classics!
Jeff Foxworthy, redneck jokes
Rodney Dangerfield
Oh, and if you appreciate, working on cars and trucks
Mechanically inclined.
If you don’t mind shoveling snow, in winter?
doing odd jobs, quality workmanship
Did you take vo-tech for any kind of mechanical work back when you were in school ?
like agricultural mechanics or shop or anything like that? Can you do carpentry?
Please
Answer these when you get back to me and I’ll let you know if it seems like it’ll work out.
I sure do appreciate your time. I spent some time writing to try to hone in on the truth about what might need here.
Thank you for taking the time to read it
I appreciate it.
I don’t expect you to brag about it,
But do people call you to help them out with these things?
If so, please apply.
Sorry, no dogs due to other pets on premises that won’t get along.
It’s not that I don’t love them.
Please let me know if you’re able to talk this week. There’s only one position open.
It’s $50 a week in rent (that’s unheard of)
There’s a reason for it
I’m being upfront as I can. There is work involved.
We’re not breaking rocks here,
Just be prepared to do what needs done that’s all.
Please, be Sure to include your phone number and full name.
Thank you.
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Shared bathroom, but it’s fairly private
There’s a lock on the door
Bathtub, no shower
Woodstove
No furnace
Although I have one to hook up, like I said, it’s rustic.
Off grid.